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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
sports couple cutting
I'm realistic. And realistically, I'm not that type of player that earns that type of money any more. So I'd be willing to take a little cut to get a couple of extra years. Brett Hull
sports fall people
If you have an active mind, it always helps. You know, people who don't do crosswords, their minds fall asleep. That's why I do them-my mind is always working. One day my brain is going to explode through the top of my head. Brett Hull
sports cancer wife
Well even before she was diagnosed with the cancer, I would have said that she was a lot tougher than me and most guys would probably say that about their wives and it's probably true in most cases. Brett Favre
sports baseball giving-up
I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun. Babe Ruth
sports baseball running
Reading isn't good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs. So I gave up reading. Babe Ruth
sports challenges world
I want to see where I measure up against everyone in the world and everyone who has ever competed in the sport, and there's that innate sense of wanting to challenge myself. I'm competitive in all aspects. Ashton Eaton
sports accomplishment tennis
I don't want to be remembered for my tennis accomplishments. Arthur Ashe
sports race diversity
My potential is more than can be expressed within the bounds of my race or ethnic identity. Arthur Ashe
sports analysis syndromes
There is a syndrome in sports called 'paralysis by analysis.' Arthur Ashe
money
The money has just been piling up and isn't being allocated. Michael Davis
money road
The money can then be used only for road resurfacing, Howard Rogers
money number poor upset
A number of us are very upset about this slogan. By having too little money you come up with poor ideas. Darrell Bryan
money overrated pay
Once you pay the bills, money is the most overrated thing in the world Ross Perot
money samuel
Samuel is not for sale, not even for all the money in the world. Joan Laporta
money quick system
Quick money is lifesaving money. The system is stretched. Hansjoerg Strohmeyer
money pay
That's how you pay out money to your supporters. Judith Yaphe
money offering
You're not offering money, you're offering a scenario. Marty Scarano
money needed
You needed to be a meteorologist to make money in this market. Jack Ablin