Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ryan Dunn

Bam:Let's see if we can rock and knock this thing over. Ryan:Yeah, thats how I wanted to spend my afternoon... dead.

Kym Whitley

I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny.

Neil Innes

So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.

Ali Farahnakian

Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster.

Chris Austin

Sometimes students find it funny when it happens to someone else.

Maisie Williams

Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes.

Jenny Lewis

Sometimes people come to my shows and think I'm a Christian artist, and they put their hands up in the air, like they do. But first of all, I'm a Jewish girl from the Valley, and I'm from Los Angeles. It's funny to be misinterpreted.

Allison Jones

Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.

Chris Parnell

'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, 'Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren't I funny?' - that just wasn't my instinct.

Rebecca Skloot

Often doctors didn't even tell you what was wrong with you. They just treated you, and sent you home.

Kiana Tom

I like when my man is worldly, knows the finer things in life, is well traveled, educated. It's important to me that he's able to talk to all types of people, from doctors to dishwashers.

Jeff Stone

Florida doctors are still paying the highest insurance rates in the nation, and it's little solace that doctors don't have to pay any more.

Mark Redman

We'll have to wait and see when we get back to Pittsburgh what the team doctors say.

Grainne Owen

Doctors were hovered around, watching his every move and every monitor. There were so many, they had to stand in the corridor.

Jeremy Bonderman

Doctors say the infection has not spread to his chest,

Heather Parker

Doctors just aren't doing (education) anymore, ... They're not sitting down and giving knowledge to women.

David Catalfamo

Doctors have indicated that the surgery was performed as expected without incident.

Gerald Barzan

Doctors and undertakers/ Fear epidemics of good health.

Joseph Bruno

a couple of rotten apples that need to be dealt with.

Source Unknown

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples don't count on harvesting golden Delicious .

Andy Hertzfeld

I did some products for the Apple II, most notably the first small low cost thermal printer, the Silent Type.

Albert Einstein

Newton did not know what happened to the apple, and I can prove this when the next eclipse comes.

Thomas Wolfe

And who shall say--whatever disenchantment follows--that we ever forget magic; or that we can ever betray, on this leaden earth, the apple-tree, the singing, and the gold?

Steve Jobs

I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous.

Steve Jobs

It's not about charisma and personality, it's about results and products and those very bedrock things that are why people at Apple and outside of Apple are getting more excited about the company and what Apple stands for and what its potential is to contribute to the industry.

Steve Jobs

Apple's goal isn't to make money. Our goal is to design and develop and bring to market good products.... We trust as a consequence of that, people will like them, and as another consequence, we'll make some money. But we're really clear about what our goals are.

Steve Jobs

Woz is living his own life now. He hasn't been around Apple for about five years. But what he did will go down in history.