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funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. Doug Stanhope
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny sports football
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
funny dog blood
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see. Don Marquis
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
funny birthday time
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
funny birthday meaningful
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
responsibility men doe
I fought for the values of responsibility, and I'm not a man who does not accept his responsibilities. Nicolas Sarkozy
responsibility opportunity helping
...where legitimate opportunities are closed, illegitimate opportunities are seized. Whatever opens opportunity and hope will help to prevent crime and foster responsibility. Lyndon B. Johnson
responsibility people coaching
Coaching is about helping young people have a chance to succeed. There is no more awesome responsibility than that. One of the greatest honors a person can have is being called 'Coach.' Lou Holtz
responsibility rights years
In the nineties, everybody wants to talk about their rights and privileges. Twenty-five years ago, people talked about their obligations and responsibilities.
responsibility exercise authority
Those who enjoy responsibility usually get it; those who merely like exercising authority usually lose it. Malcolm Forbes
responsibility islam
In Islam, it is not just your right, but your responsibility to get education. Malala Yousafzai
responsibility meditation suffering
Do not base your life on the likings and dislikings or whims of others. What you are in life - whether you enjoy or suffer - it is your own responsibility. Be regular in your meditation and do not postpone for a later date your striving for God consciousness. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
responsibility numbers serious
We have an infinite number of reasons to be happy, and a serious responsibility not be serious.
responsibility power men
Men should do their actual living and working in communities small enough to permit of genuine self-government and the assumption of personal responsibilities, federated into larger units in such a way that the temptation to abuse great power should not arise. Mahatma Gandhi
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett