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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves. Albert Einstein
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
acting canadians law shot
So most of the acting that's done are usually Canadians and because it's shot in Toronto, there's this law that you have to use Canadians for extras. Kenneth Edmonds
acting box piece visual
Sometimes it's just a piece of tape. The other day it was a box of cereal. When we're shooting, he's not there; it's all visual effects. Acting is reacting, and when you don't have anything to act to, it's tough. Carter Jenkins
acting calm fourth quarter tried
The whole fourth quarter they were acting as if they were behind. I tried to use my timeouts judiciously to calm them down. Michael Gardner
acting purpose done
Let us distinguish between acting intentionally and acting deliberately or on purpose, as far as this can be done by attending to what language can teach us. J. L. Austin
acting class classical debut formed graduate graduating plays produce program third utilize year
In 1992, the Coterie formed a partnership with the graduate acting program at UMKC to have the third year graduating class make their Coterie debut each January-February. Because the program emphasizes the acting of classical material, the Coterie is able to produce plays that utilize the students' skills. Jeff Church
acting collective continue global gold news ominous stories
In a world where news stories continue to make ominous ripples, gold is acting like the thermometer of collective global anxiety. Jon Nadler
acting looks able
I would love to be able to do both (acting and making music). If I look at someone like Sinatra, who toured until he was 80 and made 60 movies, that would be a great life to have. Jon Bon Jovi
acting wish willing
Wishing is not acting. But willing is acting. Ludwig Wittgenstein
acting plenty
Acting makes you live plenty of lives. Emmanuelle Riva