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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
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I used to spend most of my free time on the beach playing in the rock pools, swimming, flying kites, and occasionally horse riding. John Dyer
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'Teen Beach Movie' was a lot of fun because we were in Puerto Rico on an island - you can't even call it work! Ross Lynch
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I spend a fair bit of time in Los Angeles, and there is much I love about the place - the weather, the food, the beaches and the golf. And a few things I don't. Like the way an enormous number of mentally ill people seem to be forced to live on the streets with little or nothing in the way of government assistance. John Niven
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You asked me if I believed in magic, and I said yes, and that's how. You just step out, start pulling your life out of the air. You make friends, you find work you really like doing, you find places. You find diners and Laundromats. You find beaches. You find a junk car and drive it for a month, then lave it beside the road. You find someone to fall in love with you. You make it all up as you go. Or, you know, maybe it makes you up. Brad Barkley
beach water surfing
When I'm not acting, I'm at the beach. I like to spend a lot of time in the water, surfing. Brenton Thwaites
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I loved going surfing down on Venice Beach. Id go out with a board under my arm and think, I cant do that in Cranhill. Billy Boyd
beach ocean bliss
On the beach, you can live in bliss. Dennis Wilson
beach boys rocks
I just got exposed to electronica, and I really liked it. I am also good with alternative rock. I like Lana Del Rey, Adele, Dido, Jack Johnson, and I love the Beatles and the Beach Boys. Anushka Sharma
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Waihi Beach. It's a lovely beach, and we're right on the shore and I get a lot of pleasure out of waking up in the morning and hearing the waves roll in. Edmund Hillary
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You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside. Rain Bojangles
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The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. Ayn Rand
witty humorous healing
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand
witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
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Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
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But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. Andrew Marvell