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deal figure freedom grieve time
Let him get through tomorrow, and we'll figure it out from there. I wanted to give him some freedom to figure out how much he can deal with and give him some time to grieve without having to put him on a schedule. Seth Greenberg
deal desire side
I don't think there's a desire on any side to deal with this militarily.
deal job
He's done an unbelievable job negotiating this deal for us, Craig Rivet
deal demands map political problem promises resistance road solve
The Palestinian problem is a political problem. The Road Map demands that we end resistance and only afterward promises to deal with politics. If we try to solve problem that way, there will be no success.
deal national satisfy security sufficient sure
We make sure there are assurances in place in general. Sufficient to satisfy us that the deal is appropriate from a national security standpoint. Michael Chertoff
deal effort exert great pay problems resolve workers
We must exert a great deal of effort to resolve the problems of back pay for workers and overburdened farmers, Zhu Rongji
deal might outside pull recognize
We have to be able to recognize when we pull up outside that we might be having to deal with one of these buildings, E. O. Wilson
deal time until
We made the decision, but we're not going to make an announcement until it's time to play the ballgame. We're not going to make a big deal about it.
deal great respect retired serves
My grandfather is a retired Marine, and I've always had a great deal of respect for anyone who serves our country. Kellie Pickler
funny new-york divorce
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. Allan Sherman
funny girlfriend humor
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor kids
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
funny wall cancer
Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.
funny jesus humor
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
funny girlfriend couple
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
funny mom couple
My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.
funny baby pain
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.
funny dad father
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.