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funny sarcastic heaven
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
funny gun want
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
funny humor men
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. Clarence Darrow
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic communication
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow
funny witty powerful
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
funny book dumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
winning keys celebrate
Learning to celebrate success is a key component of learning how to win in the market. Douglas Conant
winning whatever-it-takes ifs
Whatever I can do to win, I'll do it, even if I have to get hit by a pitch, whatever it takes. Dontrelle Willis
winning mad wish
I've turned over a new leaf. On TV, Kenny Wallace said I was a pessimist after Charlotte, so I got mad. Now I am so excited about coming back that I just can't stand it. I wish we were starting tomorrow and I'm going to win! That's the new me. Mark Martin
winning sometimes loses
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out. Satchel Paige
winning goal gold
I definitely want to win a gold medal, that should be everybody's goal. Laura Wilkinson
winning men isis
Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of 20,000, and then he mispronounced the name of the terrorist group Boko Haram. So if history has taught us anything, Jeb is well on his way to winning the White House. Jimmy Fallon
winning matter win-or-lose
I can't say, 'It doesn't matter if you win or lose.' It's not true. You go in to win. Katarina Witt
winning florida play
As good as we were, we didn’t win a National Championship until 1993, mainly because we kept losing to Miami on missed kicks. I used to get mad because nobody else would play Miami. Notre Dame would play them, then drop them. Florida dropped them. Penn State dropped them. We would play Miami and lose by one point on a missed field goal, and it would knock us out of the National Championship. I didn’t want to play them, either, but I had to play them. That’s why I said, When I die, They’ll say, ‘At least he played Miami. Bobby Bowden