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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
women may too-much
I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner. Arthur Conan Doyle
women humanity elements
Woman is the most moral element in all humanity. Auguste Comte
women wrath inspire
There's no effrontery like that of a woman caught in the act; her very guilt inspires her with wrath and insolence. Juvenal
women worry needs
What we women need to do, instead of worrying about what we don't have, is just love what we do have. Cameron Diaz
women heart mind
With women, the heart argues, not the mind. Jane Austen
women optimistic memorable
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? Jane Wagner
women lasts next
Maybe we weren't at the Last Supper, but we're certainly going to be at the next one. Bella Abzug
women clothes trying
It was tough trying to figure out how to put on all the women's clothes. Barry Watson
women justice weakness
The weakness of their reasoning faculty also explains why women show more sympathy for the unfortunate than men;... and why, on the contrary, they are inferior to men as regards justice, and less honourable and conscientious. Arthur Schopenhauer
firsts boards kindergarten
Surfboards were everywhere. When I got my first new board, I was probably in kindergarten. Brandon Cruz
firsts said wanted
I always said that though I was the first, I wanted to be the first of many. Barbara Mikulski
firsts formula-1 auto-racing
Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose. Ayrton Senna
firsts feels taggart
Do it first and feel about it afterwards.' - Dagny Taggart
firsts
You are always free to choose what you do first, what you do second, and what you do not do at all Brian Tracy
firsts put-first-things-first thrown
Put first things first and second things are thrown in. Put second things first and you lose both first and second things. C. S. Lewis
firsts bars bills
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting Bobby Darin
firsts cosmetics procedures
It was during a cosmetic procedure that I first had painkillers. Jamie Lee Curtis
firsts supermodel
In my day, I, being the first supermodel, I hawked everything. Janice Dickinson