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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny new-year writing
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
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I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
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I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to be funny or strange or poignant; you have to let the details be funny or strange or poignant for you. Karen Abbott
yesterday tomorrow trade
I would trade all my tomorrow's for one single yesterday. Janis Joplin
yesterday one-day sandwiches
One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The villagers asked him when this had happened, exactly, and Thrashbarg said it had happened yesterday, when they weren't looking. 'Have faith,' Old Thrashbarg said, 'or burn!' They let him have first pick of the sandwiches. It seemed easiest. Douglas Adams
yesterday want matter
Life is a process, and you just take it a day at a time, and you can't live in tomorrow, and you can't reach back and be in yesterday. No matter how much you want to, you just have what's right there in front of you. Amy Grant
yesterday waiting lust
Today is made of yesterday, each time I steal toward rites I do not know, waiting for the lost ingredient, as if salt or money or even lust would keep us calm and prove us whole at last. Anne Sexton
yesterday today facts
Yesterday's fairy tale is today's fact. The magician is only one step ahead of his audience. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
yesterday today life-is
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday. Andy Rooney
yesterday ninety-nine sticks
Some things, you just like what you like and you stick to it. Other things, you like what you like, but the things that come with celebrity or success comes more options. There's was nine, all of the sudden there's ninety-nine things to say "yes" to, which you didn't have the option to say "yes" to yesterday. Matthew McConaughey
yesterday tomorrow life-is
You have it now and that is all your whole life is; now. There is nothing else than now. There is neither yesterday, certainly, nor is there any tomorrow. Ernest Hemingway
yesterday church today
Only God is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow. The Church has always been changing. Gene Robinson
mcdonalds world ends
I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open. Susan Beth Pfeffer
mcdonalds bigs macs
I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac. John Stamos
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I enjoyed working at McDonald's. Shania Twain