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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny phrase uses
That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. Psy
funny playing share video videos
I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. PewDiePie
funny time vine
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. Maisie Williams
funny god marry people
There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny. Ryan Lochte
yesterday tomorrow trade
I would trade all my tomorrow's for one single yesterday. Janis Joplin
yesterday want matter
Life is a process, and you just take it a day at a time, and you can't live in tomorrow, and you can't reach back and be in yesterday. No matter how much you want to, you just have what's right there in front of you. Amy Grant
yesterday today life-is
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday. Andy Rooney
yesterday ninety-nine sticks
Some things, you just like what you like and you stick to it. Other things, you like what you like, but the things that come with celebrity or success comes more options. There's was nine, all of the sudden there's ninety-nine things to say "yes" to, which you didn't have the option to say "yes" to yesterday. Matthew McConaughey
yesterday born ifs
If you don't know history, it is as if you were born yesterday. Howard Zinn
yesterday tomorrow being-the-best
Above all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow. Ellen DeGeneres
yesterday worry today
Today's worries are yesterday's fears and tomorrow's stories. Carl Jung
yesterday nostalgia best-times
For us, the best time is always yesterday. Tatyana Tolstaya
yesterday
How can I begin anything new with all of yesterday in me? Leonard Cohen
mcdonalds enjoyed
I enjoyed working at McDonald's. Shania Twain