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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
herself himself might reasonably
must disqualify himself or herself in a proceeding in which his or her impartiality might reasonably be questioned. Martin Cohen
herself minister wondering
I was so despondent, wondering what I am going to do, and then the minister herself called. Frederick W. Smith
herself meet shall
She shall meet Him without delay, if she rids herself of duality. Guru Singh
herself hold mirror talk
I would hold her up to the mirror and make her look at herself and I would say, 'Do you really want to live like this? Look at yourself. Talk to yourself. How do you feel about yourself? Cesar Rodriguez
herself katie open playing position score
Katie was playing well. She'd get herself open and put herself in position to score ... she makes things happen. John DeVries
kept sprint toes
The sprint was long and difficult, Bennati kept me on my toes all the way to the finish. Erik Zabel
kept played
That's not a lineup that we've played with a whole lot during the year. But we kept the lead. That's what we wanted. Lee Humphrey
kept low
You can tell that I've kept such a low profile. Linda Tripp
kept law names study walk
Everyone who comes through this study is kept confidential by law. When they walk through those doors, they become a number. We don't even know their names or addresses. Sherryl Willhoit
kept locked officially primary spoke
There were a couple Aborigines in my primary school, but we never spoke to them. They kept to themselves, and we never really even locked eyes. They weren't acknowledged officially either. Phillip Noyce
kept permitted related sat subjects
We were kept at work, and permitted to speak with each other only on such subjects as related to the Convent, and all in the hearing of the old nuns who sat by us. Maria Monk
kept kinds rising site
This site kept rising to the top, for all kinds of reasons. Bruce Wright
kept
This one will always be remembered. It's never been done before what we did. We kept being told we couldn't do this, and that's what we needed. Joey Porter
kept offensive rebounds
We got a lot of offensive rebounds that kept us in the game. Shawn Baumgartner
laughed
They laughed at Galileo. They laughed at Newton. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. F. Sagan
single trip
Every single trip down the floor, we're going to take a look at LaToya first and see if we can find her. Marsha Sharp
single
Every single day I think of it, and I always will. Sally Adams
single air self
But while I breathe Heaven's air and Heaven looks down on me, And smiles at my best meanings, I remain Mistress of mine own self and mine own soul. Alfred Lord Tennyson
single love-is who-i-am
I love being single. It's great. I get to be who I am and do what I want and be with the people I love. I feel like I have everything and I'm very fortunate, and it's very rich fulfilling time in my life. Drew Barrymore
single real adventure
I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that's not on the map. A real adventure.' A spinx. A mystery. A blank. Unknown. Undefined. Chuck Palahniuk
single-mom careers appreciate
Every dancer has injuries, and your injury could happen that season that you were getting that one part that you've wanted to do your whole career. So you have to appreciate every single moment until it happens. Amanda Schull
single attitude past
Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost. Robert H. Schuller
single-mom thinking meditation
I teach contentment. And the basic principle of contentment is to drop your ego. Don`t think for a single moment, "To be or not to be." Just not to be is the rule. What have you gained by trying to be? Just for a change try not to be, and you will be amazed. The moment you are not, there is contentment, there is silence, there is beauty, there is bliss. Meditation is only a methodology to make you aware that your only disease is your ego, and your only health is egolessness. Rajneesh
single-life lifestyle
There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing. Seth MacFarlane
stupid thinking land
To people who think of themselves as God's houseguests, American enterprise must seem arrogant beyond belief. Or stupid. A nation of amnesiacs, proceeding as if there were no other day but today. Assuming the land could also forget what had been done to it. Barbara Kingsolver
stupidity way one-way
I'm only going one way. Babe Ruth
stupid decision impulsive
When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
stupid mean wine
Wherever you look there’s meanness and corruption. This room, this bottle of grape wine, these fruits in the basket, are all products of profit and loss. A fellow can’t live without giving his passive acceptance to meanness. Somebody wears his tail to a frazzle for every mouthful we eat and every stitch we wear—and nobody seems to know. Everybody is blind, dumb, and blunt-headed—stupid and mean. Carson McCullers
stupid thinking republican
It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. Alan Keyes
stupid stripes leopards
We all know the leopard can't change his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity stripes never-change
A leapord never changes his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity insanity world
Action without intelligence is a form of insanity, but intelligence without action is the greatest form of stupidity in the world. Charles Kettering
stupid reading skulls
With various readings stored his empty skull, Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull. Charles Churchill
wrong
You find you think more about what can go wrong when you're the hunted. When you're the hunter, you think about all the things that can go right. Jim Calhoun
wrong-time only-time meant-to-be
There is not a thing as the wrong place, or the wrong time. We are where we are at the only time we have. Perhaps it's where we're meant to be. Shashi Tharoor
wrong-turn
Much like a GPS, love re-calibrates itself if you've made a wrong turn. Marianne Williamson
wrong
He was crowding me. I think that's the wrong way to play me. Not to be cocky. Rajon Rondo
wrong
I feel very, very vindicated. I feel a wrong has been righted. Kathleen Ham
wrongdoing
We are rather apt to consider an act wrong because it is unpleasant to us. George Eliot
wrong
It is better only sometimes to be right than at all times wrong Abraham Lincoln
wrong
It is better to do the wrong thing than to do nothing. Winston Churchill
wrong
I think he was the wrong person. He wasn't the target. Larry King