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funny sarcastic heaven
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
funny gun want
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
funny humor men
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
funny sarcastic communication
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
funny witty powerful
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
funny book dumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
mother lying lessons
Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my life, you know? Bristol Palin
mother looks geese
I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker! Dolly Parton
mother motherhood tyrants
The mob is the mother of tyrants. Diogenes
mother running somewhere-else
I hadn’t had a mother since I was two, and from then until seven I had believed God was someone who had run off with her and was living with her somewhere else... (God took your mother, dear, because he needed her more than you do) which had never endeared him to me Dick Francis
mother dad school
I grew up in a household that was a labor household. My dad was a Teamster and a milk truck driver. My mother was a secretary. Neither of them got through high school. But they worked hard and they gave me very, very important opportunities to go to school, get a good education. Dick Gephardt
mother gray-matter league
My mother used to say: 'It's not enough to be Hungarian. You still need a little talent, too.' To paraphrase her, its not enough to be conservative, you still need to have the brainpower to be a Supreme Court justice. And, if Harriet Miers is confirmed, she likely won't be in the same league with her colleagues in terms of gray matter. Dick Morris
mother milk coconuts
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk. Dick Gregory
mother father oneness
I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.
mother kings taught-us
Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf.