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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny sports humor
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor men
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old. Craig Ferguson
funny night london-olympics
Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.
dumb steps dance-steps
I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps. Mia Kirshner
dumb hell
If there were a hell for dumb decisions, Mark E. Smith
dumb good penalties
There were some good penalties and there were some dumb penalties. Marty Roos
dumb love tv
I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show. Bill Lawrence
tables dinner poor
Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. Diana Vreeland
tables chickens one-thing
One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table. Jeannette Walls