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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
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I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
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I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
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The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
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Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. Craig Ferguson
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
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I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps. Mia Kirshner
dumb hell
If there were a hell for dumb decisions, Mark E. Smith
dumb good penalties
There were some good penalties and there were some dumb penalties. Marty Roos
dumb love tv
I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show. Bill Lawrence
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Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. Diana Vreeland
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One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table. Jeannette Walls