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funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. Doug Stanhope
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt? Doug Stanhope
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do. Doug Stanhope
funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny sports football
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
funny dog blood
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see. Don Marquis
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld. Don Marquis
funny birthday time
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. Don Marquis
funny birthday meaningful
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. Don Marquis
goes ranks
This ranks right up there. This goes back 14 years. Bobby Cox
goes relationship works
No relationship works without making an effort. That goes without saying. But you should never overcompensate. Sonam Kapoor
goes letter today
They will get a letter that goes today or tomorrow, Patrick Keane
goes seems time
It seems every time we play Washington, it goes down to the wire. Mark Trakh
goes harry potter
I've got to keep my head out of trouble, because if it goes on, it would be 'Harry Potter boy this, Harry Potter boy that.' Jamie Waylett
goes
Not a day goes by that I don't think about that game. And not a day goes by that I don't want to get back there again. Jake Delhomme
goes good played sloppy start tournament
It was a good start to the tournament. We played sloppy defensively at different times of the game, but we will get better as the tournament goes on. Jeff Snyder
goes guys water
It's the guys who can breathe. It's the guys who have moisture in their mouth. It's hard. The water goes down in lumps. Tim McCarver
goes low selling
It's low volume, so a little selling goes a long way. Bruce Alston