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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
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Love is just a feeling of togetherness and openness in your heart. Ken Keyes
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Love ever gives. Forgives outlives. And ever stands with open hands. And while it lives, it gives. For this is love's prerogatives -- to give, and give, and give. John Oxenham
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Love the whole world as a mother lovers her only child. Buddha
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Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Smiley Blanton
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It is at the edge of a petal that love waits. William Williams
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Spread love everywhere you go: First of all in your own house...let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile. Mother Teresa
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It is by loving and by being loved that one can come nearest to the soul of another. George McDonald
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I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don't know that when we die and it comes time for God to judge us, he will NOT ask, How many good things have you done in your life?, rather he will ask, How much LOVE did you put into what you did? Mother Teresa
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In the evening of life, we will be judged on love alone. St. John
sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic men common-sense
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them. Charles Kingsley
sarcastic real mean
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should. Brendon Urie
sarcastic sheep
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep. Denis Healey
sarcastic sarcasm
I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy
sarcastic enemy ifs
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic mean sarcasm
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way. Aubrey Plaza
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I am a very strong supporter of the Second Amendment. And I am I don't know if Hillary was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of the NRA. And it's the earliest endorsement they've ever given to anybody who ran for president. So I'm very honored by all of that. Donald Trump