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funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. Doug Stanhope
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny sports football
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
funny dog blood
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see. Don Marquis
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
funny birthday time
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
funny birthday meaningful
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
baseball football country
When I won the world championship, in 1972, the United States had an image of, you know, a football country, a baseball country, but nobody thought of it as an intellectual country. Bobby Fischer
baseball boys stomach
Charlie Finley has soured my stomach for baseball. He treated me like a damn colored boy. Vida Blue
baseball football balls
I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth. Usher
baseball television red
The best show on television is Red Sox baseball. Everything else sucks. Stephen King
baseball play games
I love to play this game of baseball. I love putting on the uniform. Stan Musial
baseball worry famous-baseball
Lord, baseball is a worrying thing. Stan Coveleski
baseball team people
It's always an honor to work with the Twins Community Fund and be a part of all the good that they do. They help people in so many ways. To be part of not only a baseball team, but being a part of something where you're helping people who need help, that's what life is all about really. Ron Gardenhire
baseball
Baseball is the life. Steve Garvey
baseball father two
Major League Baseball has prostate awareness for two weeks leading up to Father's Day, and I want to get involved in that.