Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mark Twain

I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

Mark Twain

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.

Mark Twain

God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

Mark Twain

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Mark Twain

We have the best government that money can buy.

Mario Puzo

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

Nick Hornby

And what would happen if we never read the classics? There comes a point in life, it seems to me, where you have to decide whether you're a Person of Letters or merely someone who loves books, and I'm beginning to see that the book lovers have more fun.

Nick Hornby

Do you ever do that thing where you lie in bed and you can't sleep so you end up writing out recent conversation you've had? So they look like a play?' Well you should. It's fun. I keep them. Look through them, sometimes.

Matt Dillon

I used to make fun of the kids in school who acted or went to dance class.

Matt Bomer

For every role, I brought certain elements of the character. Even on White Collar over six years, I tried to keep the set fun and breezy and Howard Hawks-y and very of the tone of the show.

Matt Damon

I love shooting, when the character is interesting and the script is interesting, but the research beforehand is really fun. The whole process makes me anxious and restless, and I have trouble sleeping, just trying to figure out the character.

Mary Lou Retton

Working hard becomes a habit, a serious kind of fun.

Mary-Louise Parker

There's a lot of time sitting in movies, so you can put alligators in people's trailers in your spare time. So it [making a film] moves slower, which in some ways is great, because you can live with a scene and invest in it a lot. And in some ways it's hard, because sometimes you can start to lose your energy a little bit, but both are fun.

Mark Twain

A good and wholesome thing is a little harmless fun in this world; it tones a body up and keeps him human and prevents him from souring.

Nicholas Stoller

It won't be that expensive, the script is fun, the guys just love this thing, and with all of that, the world is just ready for the Muppets again. It's strange that there hasn't been one for so long. I think there were a lot of political reasons for why that was the case but it's just exciting that now it's going to happen.

Nicholas Stoller

Everyone forgets that what's fun about a romantic comedy is how these two people are going to fight with each other and how's that going to be funny.

Nicholas Stoller

I was able to bring my process of doing improv with actors into the animation world, which was fun.

Nicholas Sparks

The movies are fun, but I'm a novelist. In many ways, screenwriting is much easier than writing novels. I find screenplays twenty times easier to write than a novel.

Nicholas Sparks

He was the toast to her butter.

Ndamukong Suh

I remember watching Barry Sanders highlights as a kid, and the Lions always being a fun team. I, personally, really never had a real negative connotation with the team. And I didn't really listen to those who did after I was drafted.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Natalie Wood

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

Natasha Leggero

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

Natasha Leggero

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.

Natasha Leggero

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

Natasha Leggero

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.

Natasha Leggero

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?

Natasha Leggero

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

Natasha Leggero

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

Natasha Leggero

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

Natasha Leggero

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Natasha Leggero

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

Muhammad Ali

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.