Quotes about fun
funny laughter patriotic
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. Ronald Reagan
funny depression witty
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan
fun new-beginnings frustration
This is not the time for political fun and games. This is the time for a new beginning. I ask you now to put aside any feelings of frustration or helplessness about our political institutions and join me in this dramatic but responsible plan to reduce the enormous burden of Federal taxation on you and your family. Ronald Reagan
funny hilarious work
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? Ronald Reagan
funny hilarious work
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. Ronald Reagan
funny business military
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Ronald Reagan
funny vacation unemployment
Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. Ronald Reagan
funny anniversary hippie
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. Ronald Reagan
funny birthday patriotic
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying. Ronald Reagan
funny humor russia
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. Ronald Reagan
funny baby military
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. Ronald Reagan
funny abortion pro-life
I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan
funny sarcastic running
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. Ronald Reagan
funny business believe
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15. Ronald Reagan
fun school home
Unlike most youngsters who have school as their second home where they meet and make friends, for me playtime has been at the Gopichand Badminton Academy in Hyderabad. When I am not playing a tournament, my days are spent at the Academy with my coaches, physiotherapists and colleagues, who are like family. We laugh and have so much fun. Saina Nehwal
funny witty humorous
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. Saint Augustine
funny witty philosophical
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. Saint Augustine
fun boys play
When Im not working... Im an actor! Im auditioning! I like to hang out, have fun, drink, club, meet boys, look for boyfriends, play MASH, the usual. Xosha Roquemore
fun motivation people
Sometimes it's boring because it takes time, but it's enjoyable. So beating up people for a living is really fun. Wladimir Klitschko
fun thinking people
I think hip-hop is really fun right now... and that's why people are using dance beats and singing more. Wiz Khalifa
funny like-me
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. Wiz Khalifa
fun faces
I got hit twice in the face, and that was not fun. Wilmer Valderrama
funny friendship humor
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. Wilson Mizner
fun italian cinema
To evoke the classic period of Italian cinema in a little film seemed like a great, fun thing to do. I had relations to that period. I had known Fellini and I had known Antonioni. I had made a movie with Antonioni and I had visited Fellini in his studios. So, it seemed like something worthwhile doing. You bring yourself to that mythical cinema. Wim Wenders
funny sarcastic book
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers
fun inspiration necks
Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it Will Rogers
funny humor why-not
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? Will Rogers
funny sports hate
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Will Rogers
fun history guy
A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read. Will Rogers
funny witty return
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. Will Rogers
funny witty humorous
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there Will Rogers
funny-inspirational funny-motivational worry
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Will Rogers
funny mean writing
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. Will Rogers