Famous Quotes & Sayings

William Shakespeare

Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

There is no other way to fund it but taxing through property taxes.

T. J. Miller

Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.

Matt Lanter

I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcastic, so it's important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while, you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day.

Marian Seldes

I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm odd. I'm not what you expect.

Leslie Mann

I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie.

Michael Keaton

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention.

Walt Disney

Disneyland will always be building and growing and adding new things... new ways of having fun, of learning things, and sharing the many exciting adventures which may be experienced here in the company of family and friends.

Daphne Guinness

Writing is a funny thing. It's not like you're working on a schedule. It comes in fits and starts.

Joe Girardi

Watching our shortstops go to work was kind of fun to watch.

Watching mules race is fun because you never know the outcome.

Jet Li

Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great feeling.

We've been able to get grants to help fund repairs on the homes but our money is a little low for the overhead and for paying two of our employees' salaries here.

Mike Richards

We've become really good friends and living together, going through everything together, hanging out off the ice every day, it's nice to have him around. It's fun to have someone to share this with. My first season has been unbelievable as well, on and off the ice. It has been a whirlwind.

Miles Teller

When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny.

We're going to stay busy. To me, it's a perfect opportunity to do something fun with the kids.

Mike Johanns

We're going to show you some fun homework,

We're going to have a lot of fun on the station.

Princess Anne

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

Princess Anne

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

What we're seeing now is that some funds had moved to the side making sure there wasn't a bearish surprise and now they are rotating back into the long side,

What this fund does is meet the needs of the victims. One-hundred percent goes to the victims. Nothing is taken for administrative costs.

We were supposed to win. We're obviously a lot better than Sweden. It was a good game, fun to watch.

We would rather put on something fun at someplace where they want to be instead of at some party.

Camille Paglia

When I meet gay men anywhere in the world, there is a spontaneity and a spirit of fun and mischief that lesbians seem incapable of.

Caleb Followill

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in

Caity Lotz

On 'Death Valley,' I fought this werewolf, and he was picking me up and slamming me down. They put padding down in the garbage so he could really slam me down. They're flying around and I'm doing these jumping flying triangles pulling the guy down. It's just fun.

Caity Lotz

I was a martial artist. So, for me to be able to do all of the fights is a blast. It's so fun. It's like dancing, but more bad-ass. I really enjoy doing it.

Caitlin Moran

I can only work between the hours of 8:30 and 4:30, because that's when the kids are at school. So I get to do all my work and have all of my fun in that time, which means just sitting on a chair, typing, alternately clicking between writing a column and being on Twitter, and smoking as many cigarettes as I can before my lungs give out.

C. P. Scott

Television: The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it.

C.J. Wilson

I'm a pitcher, so the glove is my only accessory. The hitters get to have all the fun. They have batting helmets, the actual bats, gloves, elbow guards - all this cool stuff to wear. And all I get is a glove.

Bryan Batt

Be fun! I don't like homes or rooms that don't have a sense of humor or have some sense of whimsy or a personality. Your home should reflect who you are, and what you love. I would never have something in my home because it's the thing to have. I have to love it and it needs some connection to me.

Bryan Clay

How many times do you take yourself to the brink of complete collapse? It's not a real fun place to go.