Quotes about fun
funny change baseball
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? Yogi Berra
funny baseball food
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
funny sports lying
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
funny baseball yankees
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
funny sports sweet
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
funny baseball yankees
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
funny hilarious sports
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
funny business future
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
funny death hilarious
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
funny thinking said
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
funny photography yankees
You can observe a lot by just watching.
funny baseball running
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
fundamentals way labels
Major labels just lost their way. It's like the housing bubble. They lost a sense of the fundamentals. Win Butler
funny dumb feels
I feel my best when I'm happy. Winona Ryder
funny humor llamas
He is like a female llama surprised in her bath. Winston Churchill
fun laughter children
Make for the children an evening of happiness in a world of storm. Let the children have their night of fun and laughter... resolved that by our daring, these same children shall not be denied their right to live in a free and decent world.
funny humor america
You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.
fun lovely looks
Just to paint is great fun. The colours are lovely to look at and delicious to squeeze out. Matching them, however crudely, with what you see is fascinating and absolutely absorbing.
fun trying leisure
Just to paint is great fun ... Try it if you have not done so - before you die.
fun political gladstone
Mr. Gladstone read Homer for fun, which I thought served him right.
funny witty doe
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.
fun humorous race
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
funny military preparation
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
funny witty arguing
Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.
funny sarcastic time
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
funny death witty
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
funny beauty sarcastic
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
funny humorous serious
A joke is a very serious thing.
funny insomnia advice
In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice.
funny health apology
Eating words has never given me indigestion.
funny true-friend lying
There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
funny life leadership
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
funny humorous next-week
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.