Quotes about fun
funny powerful thinking
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful. Ellen DeGeneres
funny life procrastination
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
funny people strange
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
funny smart awards
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.
funny-inspirational oysters voice
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired.
funny sorry hate
Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"
funny stress lions
I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now.
funny college looks
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.
funny zero size
I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
fun book passion
I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I've written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.
funny success art
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
funny marriage witty
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
fun imitation poke
The only good imitations are those that poke fun at bad originals.
funny humor fickle
The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune.
fun thinking government
Totally another bread and circus, when you think about it. That's a Roman concept where the government can do anything, as long as you give the people "bread and circuses." And I'd say this culture right now is similar, as long as people have money, fun, and food, our government can do heinous, heinous things. Ian MacKaye
funeral industry
The archiving industry, much like the funeral industry and the wedding industry, these industries can be very exploitative.
fun significant social
In my own words, I played some significant part in changing the social-sexual values of our time. I had a lot of fun in the process. Hugh Hefner
fun party circles
If you get too heavy with the nods and winks, people get a sense that they're excluded from something. If they're in screenings and everyone's laughing, and they don't know what the hell it's about, somehow you feel excluded from the party, or like you're not in the inner circle. As a performer, that's the worst thing you can do to an audience. It's fun, but you have to be very careful with it. Hugh Jackman
fun boring term
Boring' can be a lot of fun. Especially if it's on your own terms.
fun angel animal
Oh, we are ridiculous animals; and if the angels have any fun in them, how we must divert them! Horace Walpole
funny-friend people want
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
funny-simpsons good-things ends
Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. Homer
fun thinking law
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?
funny-simpsons unicycles funniest-simpsons
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
funding matter
If it is a matter of funding we could find funding to do that. It's just too important.
funding
If I waive funding for one student, I would have to waive it for all,
fun happy relaxed showing
If he is (worried), he's not really showing it. He's real relaxed and having fun. He's happy to be here. Jamal Crawford
fun fame ran
Fame was thrilling only until it became grueling. Money was fun only until you ran out of things to buy. Gloria Swanson
fun men ideas
The problem is, for men and women, the idea that sexuality is about dominance and submission, when, in fact, cooperation is a lot more fun, to put it my way. So some of it, a lot of it, is just about empathy. Gloria Steinem
funny marriage witty
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
funny music humor
Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour. Gioachino Rossini
funny-inspirational long-ago snacks
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods. Geraldine Ferraro
fun tired im-tired
I'm tired of getting made fun of. Geraldo Rivera