Famous Quotes & Sayings

Conan O'Brien

An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming.

Conan O'Brien

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

Conan O'Brien

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

E. W. Howe

Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.

E. W. Howe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Brian Helgeland

I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say.

Blair Underwood

So it's a source of fun and a source of pride to have been a part of this little movie that could.

We have sent our condolences to the people of Pakistan and we are looking at ways of helping Pakistan's relief funds as well.

The party is just one small piece of the larger prevention effort, but it is vital to teach young people that having fun does not need to involve alcohol,

Margaret Cho

This show is a lot funnier and more outrageous. There are lots more jokes.

Orson Scott Card

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.

Russell Baker

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

Matt Birk

We put the fun in dysfunctional, don't we?

Malcolm Forbes

Presence is more than just being there.

Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Kurt Vonnegut

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

William Shakespeare

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

William Shakespeare

Sir Andrew Ague-Cheek: I'll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o' the strangest mind i' the world; I delight in masques and revels sometimes altogether (He's an oddity in that he enjoys having fun)

Karel Capek

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

Karen Armstrong

Every fundamentalist movement I've studied in Judaism, Christianity and Islam is convinced at some gut, visceral level that secular liberal society wants to wipe out religion.