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Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. Ann Landers
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work independent labor-day
Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. Abraham Lincoln
work creativity ideas
If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it. S. I. Hayakawa
work acting said
So, I certainly subscribe to what Bette said about acting being very hard work. Marie Windsor
work people world
The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that. Ted Turner
workout work-out hip-hop
I'm an R&B and Hip-Hop type guy. When I work out, which I do at least four or five times a week, I love to get the latest Hip-Hop because it really pumps me up and inspires me to get that workout on. Morris Chestnut
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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it. Mark Twain
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Sensuality takes planning and work. Mason Cooley
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Nobody could call the work of Noche Flamenca & Soledad Barrio pallid. Robert Gottlieb
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I am the first to point out that I really am not kind to illustrators. By that, I mean I really don't give that much to work with. James A. Moore