Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jerry Coleman

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

Jerry Coleman

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!

Jerry Coleman

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

Jerry Coleman

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

Jerry Coleman

Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.

Jerry Coleman

Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.

Jerry Coleman

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

Jerry Coleman

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

Jerry Coleman

There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.

Jerry Coleman

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

Jerry Coleman

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

Jerry Coleman

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

Jerry Coleman

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

Jerry Coleman

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

Hunter S. Thompson

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

Alfred Hitchcock

Paramount functions practically as a studio setup for him.

Denis Leary

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize.

Samuel Butler

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Milan Hejduk

We are going to the Olympics, so it's going to be fun even though we don't get the break. It's a lifetime experience, so I guess you can't go wrong with the Olympics.

Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Reba McEntire

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. You know, I can get kind of spunky or I can get tough, you know, that kind of tough, sexy look. But sexy? No, I don't think so.

Candace Parker

We were having fun just playing, moving the ball, running in transition, and that's when we were at our best.

A. Whitney Brown

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Adrian Grenier

Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh.

Adam Baldwin

I'm like a fungus; you can't get rid of me.

Trips were always a blast; he was just a funny guy.

Ron Gardenhire

You know it's fun to see some things happening a little bit. It hasn't been great, we know it's not going to be a perfect situation or scenario because our expectations were one place and we didn't reach them. But you always have to look for positives. You're playing every night and that's what we've been trying to do.

Prince Royce

At 17, I was working at Sprint in the Bronx so I could make money to fund my own music.

With our limited funds we can only do a limited campaign.

Billy Collins

When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.

Ronald Knox

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Daniel Tosh

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.