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Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him. Jerry Coleman
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up. Jerry Coleman
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started. Jerry Coleman
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Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass. Jerry Coleman
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Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon. Jerry Coleman
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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk! Jerry Coleman
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I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be. Jerry Coleman
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Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has. Jerry Coleman
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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4. Jerry Coleman
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you. Jerry Coleman
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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! Jerry Coleman
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around. Jerry Coleman
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I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this. Jerry Coleman
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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast. Jerry Coleman
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That was like swatting June bugs off a fly. Jerry Coleman
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DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other. Jerry Coleman
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What a great hitch to pit! Jerry Coleman
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning. Jerry Coleman
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National League umpires wear inside chest protesters. Jerry Coleman
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin. Jerry Coleman
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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout. Jerry Coleman
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. Jerry Coleman
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And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4. Jerry Coleman
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Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable. Jerry Coleman
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series. Jerry Coleman
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The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri. Jerry Coleman
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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3. Jerry Coleman
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Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down. Jerry Coleman
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split. Jerry Coleman
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus. Jerry Coleman
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe. Jerry Coleman
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. Jerry Coleman
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight. Jerry Coleman