Quotes about hum
humor opportunity justice
And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image. George W. Bush
humor america issues
We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.
humor army compassion
We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.
humor unique tyrants
Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.
humor army compassion
We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.
humor political political-humor
I am mindful that we're all sinners...
humor political born
About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.
humor texas bridges
I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.
humor focus political
God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
humor medicine drug
Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.
humor like-you neighbor
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.
humor hands political
The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?
humor goal community
It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.
humor government community
We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.
humor decision political
Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
humor thinking political
Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.
humor dangerous-world political
When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.
humor thinking past
I think we agree, the past is over.
humorous looks want
Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous. George Thorogood
humility fools-day aggravation
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. George Orwell
humans human-beings doomed
...every human being is doomed to die, which is the greatest of all failures.
humans human-relations human-relationships
All human relationships must be purchased with money.
humor tiny revolution
Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution
humble night house
The poet is at the disposal of the night. His role is humble, he must clean house and await its due visitation. Jean Cocteau
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
humorous men caliber
When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.
humorous thinking garbage
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
humorous climbing sides
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
humorous believe belief
As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
humorous worry hell
I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
humorous today way
In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
humorous ideas rope
I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.
humorous company
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.