Quotes about hum
humorous looks want
Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous. George Thorogood
humility fools-day aggravation
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. George Orwell
humans human-beings doomed
...every human being is doomed to die, which is the greatest of all failures.
humans human-relations human-relationships
All human relationships must be purchased with money.
humor tiny revolution
Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution
humble night house
The poet is at the disposal of the night. His role is humble, he must clean house and await its due visitation. Jean Cocteau
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
humorous men caliber
When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.
humorous thinking garbage
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
humorous climbing sides
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
humorous believe belief
As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
humorous worry hell
I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
humorous today way
In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
humorous ideas rope
I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.
humorous company
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
humorous people stuff
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
humorous giving helping
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
humorous mcdonalds cost
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.
humorous rivers swim
As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
humorous florida police
The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."
humorous fast-food cheetahs
To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.
humorous realizing incidents
Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"
humorous wow bows
In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""
humorous school down-and
In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.
humorous thinking balls
I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!
humorous apples pears
A pear is a failed apple.
humorous average looks
When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
humorous airports care
They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.
humorous thinking ideas
I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.
humorous needs lawyer
If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?
humorous mean smoking
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.
humor faces
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
humorous civilization decline
When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.