Quotes about humorous
humorous house rooms
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. Mark Twain
humorous men fellows
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. Mary Roberts Rinehart
humorous brain division
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.
humorous stories kind
There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.
humorous ophelia thee
But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery - go!
humorous modern inconvenience
... all the modern inconveniences ...
humorous ass harm
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
humorous years agony
I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.
humorous names acting
...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.
humorous heart compassion
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.
humorous men justice
I'll tell you how I'd like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title - Who has humorous and who never looked down on those who looked up to him - A man who stood for freedom, justice and equality - And I wouldn't even mind if folks forgot how pretty I was. Muhammad Ali
humorous animal men
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. Oscar Wilde
humorous conceited knowing
I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
humorous study economics
Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ... Mike Harding
humorous men giving
Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.
humorous men land
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
humorous sunday pigs
The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.
humorous dying legs
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.
humorous aspect aspects-of-life
I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life. Ted Lange
humorous jars testicles
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? Julie Kagawa
humorous thinking catching-on
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there. Jon Stewart
humorous talking snakes
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
humorous long overcoming
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything. John Candy
humorous thinking want
The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous. Haruki Murakami
humorous airplane america
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes. Dave Barry
humorous japan fifteen
Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.
humorous mean sleep
The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a course, you have to make a reservation roughly 137 years in advance, which means that by the time you actually get to the first tee you are deceased. Of course, in golf this is not really a handicap.
humorous japan people
Tokyo is huge. Something like 15 million people live there, and my estimate is that at any given moment, 14.7 million of them are lost.
humorous school japan
Flying from the United States to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
humorous years air
This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be fed an estimated total of four peanuts.
humorous air-travel hours
Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
humorous airports air-travel
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
humorous long brain
The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long form.