Quotes about humorous
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous names use
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents) W. C. Fields
humorous russia female
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. Yakov Smirnoff
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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. Jennifer Jones
humorous laughing trying
Towards the end of our stay in Uruguay, Osho had started choosing questions of mine that had a humorous potential, ones he could use to make everyone - including himself! - laugh. In the first few weeks after I arrived, the tone of his discourses was quite serious: a lot of politics and talk about the world situation and so on. It provoked my mischievous side, so I would try to provoke him as well - and that divine smile of his - with my questions. Milarepa
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It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later. Franklin D. Roosevelt
humorous creativity tunnels
We all operate in two contrasting modes, which might be called open and closed. The open mode is more relaxed, more receptive, more exploratory, more democratic, more playful and more humorous. The closed mode is the tighter, more rigid, more hierarchical, more tunnel-visioned. Most people, unfortunately spend most of their time in the closed mode. John Cleese
humorous pasta rounds
Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it. Cassandra Clare
humorous drawing romance
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
humorous intelligent people
The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous. Christopher Hitchens
humorous rome talking
Streets crowded with people strolling, or sitting at outdoor cafes. And always, talking, gesturing, singing, laughing. I liked Rome immediately.Everybody was a performer. Kirk Douglas
humorous east-germany banned
East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory. P. J. O'Rourke
humorous old-glory two
Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators spend half their time burning Old Glory and the other half waiting for green cards.
humorous light hands
I was told to hand over my disposable lighter, to prevent, I suppose, any threat of "Do what I say or I'll light this Marlboro and you'll all die - in thirty years due to inhalation of secondhand smoke."
humorous mean air
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.
humorous japan economy
The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.
humorous russia cards
It was to be a short visit for the G-shevs. More than four days in the U.S. and Raisa's VISA card bill would shatter the fragile Soviet economy.
humorous rights russia
It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.
humorous thinking ideas
America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. Start thinking and pretty soon you get ideas, and then you get idealism, and the next thing you know you've got ideology, with millions dead in concentration camps and gulags.
humorous long able
He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable, had had a good deal of material left over which she had not liked to throw away but hardly seemed able to fit into the general scheme. P. G. Wodehouse
humorous pieces puppy
It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.
humorous hair getting-older
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
humorous hunting ideas
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't
humorous voice numbers
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
humorous writing ladders
Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.
humorous men blow
The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. Marshall McLuhan
humorous shipping rough
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. Milton Berle
humorous program source
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! Ken Thompson
humorous states steady
The steady state of disks is full.