Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ronald Firbank

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.

Vince Lombardi

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Rudy Giuliani

That was a sarcastic remark pointing out that Bill Clinton has, quite a past, and Hillary Clinton has done quite a job on attacking the people who were victims of Bill Clinton.

Rowan Atkinson

The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.

Stephen King

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor

Thomas Carlyle

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

Tony Kornheiser

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

Tom Waits

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.

Stephen Colbert

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

Russell Lynes

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Russell Lynes

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Russell Lynes

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Rick Riordan

Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as gorgeous as she remembered. His dark hair was swept to one side, like he'd just come from a walk on the beach. He looked even better than he had six months ago - tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular. Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared.

Otto von Bismarck

I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.

Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

William F. Buckley, Jr.

I catch fire and find the reserves of courage and assertiveness to speak up. When that happens I get quite carried away. My blood gets hot my brow wet I become unbearably and unconscionably sarcastic and bellicose I am girded for a total showdown.

Wilson Mizner

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

Wilson Mizner

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

Wilson Mizner

Failure has gone to his head.

Wilson Mizner

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

Will Rogers

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

Zach Galifianakis

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Her skin was white as leprosy.

Vladimir Lenin

It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.

Wernher von Braun

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

William Ralph Inge

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.

Walter Winchell

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Winston Churchill

There but for the grace of God, goes God.

Winston Churchill

In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

Winston Churchill

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

Woody Allen

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Woody Allen

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.