Famous Quotes & Sayings

Howard Shore

I live in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. and spend time in the West Village, where my wife Elizabeth Cotnoir, a writer-producer and documentary filmmaker, has an office.

Honore de Balzac

A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.

Ice Cube

I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.

Ivan Turgenev

To tell about a drunken muzhik's beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the 'woman question.'

J. B. Morton

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We acknowledge that we should not talk of our wives; but we seem not to know that we should talk still less of ourselves.

Horace

He tells old wives' tales much to the point.

Homer

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

Homer

…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.

Harry Redknapp

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.

J. K. Rowling

Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: “My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!

H. L. Mencken

Wife: a former sweetheart.

George Herbert

Hee that tells his wife newes is but newly married.

We didn't see it happen, but my wife did see a young man... before this happened... but he was on my property.

William Shakespeare

I am your wife if you will marry me. If not, I'll die your maid. To be your fellow You may deny me, but I'll be your servant Whether you will or no.

Ray Liotta

My wife read Narc as well and was really into it.

We were going to go this October, but my wife got pregnant.

Baz Luhrmann

My wife is the fact-checker, I'm in the story telling business.

Sarah Palin

There were times (during my early campaigns) when I thought, "You know what I could really use? A wife."

Curtis Sliwa

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

David Cameron

Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.

David Letterman

Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

David Letterman

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

David Letterman

Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.

David Boreanaz

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

DAVID FEHERTY

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

David Ogilvy

A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.

David Ogilvy

there are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.

David Ogilvy

It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.

Darrell Royal

My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.

Colin Farrell

It can be a bit annoying if another actor is trying to talk to the director and the wife is sitting on his lap.

Cleo Moore

We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess.

Clement Freud

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit