Famous Quotes & Sayings

Greg Fitzsimmons

Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my wife. Let's just get that out in the open right now.' He didn't need to admit that. He's blind. Could have said it was an accident.

Ilie Nastase

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

Jack Nicklaus

We [with my wife] felt like we had the ability to help people not just on a local basis, but on a national basis.

my wife in the back of the head.

My wife woke up and said 'holy smoke' -- and she wasn't kidding.

Bill Shankly

I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.

Bill Cosby

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

Bill Burr

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

Ashton Kutcher

When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing.

Jean Anouilh

One can be a patriot, you know, without making one's wife join the breadline.

Jay McInerney

My former wife is a very eccentric woman, which is why I still love her.

Jay Leno

John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine this week and they said that if he is elected president, she will be the oldest first lady in American history. But that doesn't bother John Kerry, he said, 'To me, she looks like a million bucks'

Buzz Bissinger

If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage.

Buzz Aldrin

My petite little platinum blonde beauty of a wife suddenly turned into a public-relations dynamo. "The business is Buzz!" she proclaimed, and indeed so it became.

Buzz Aldrin

I didn't start skiing until I was 50. My wife Lois taught me how to ski. I'm proficiently conservative.

Buck Henry

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife.

Etgar Keret

Collaborating with your wife is amazing because you are doing something together with a person you truly love and know and discover things about her in that process which you have never had discovered on other circumstances.

Chris Rock

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

Chris Martin

I never talk about my wife: we're both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.

Gertrude Stein

There is no such thing as being good to your wife.

Gerard Way

My wife totally backs the way I am on stage; that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per cent respect for her when I'm on stage, so there are definitely certain things I would never do.

Hal Roach

My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

Greta Garbo

I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word.

Gordie Howe

I helped put in a rink in Cadillac, Michigan, when my wife was very healthy. She helped them put it in and the rink is going full-bore the last time I was there.

Georgette Heyer

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

Jerry Goldsmith

My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.

Jeremy Clarkson

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

Gisele Bundchen

If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.

Homaro Cantu

My wife and I are always concerned about how long it's going to take to eat out. You just don't know.

Ian Botham

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies

Ian Bogost

There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different than mine. The trick is to find compatibilities.

Ian Bogost

My wife, there's certain kinds of housework that she just doesn't see as necessary to do in the way that I do. Things like the state of our closet or where things are in the kitchen. I have this almost unhealthily obsessive desire to have things in their place and she just totally doesn't. And this is a potential point of conflict, of course.

James Denton

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.