Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tina Fey

I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.

Tina Fey

MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.

Tina Fey

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

Tina Fey

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

Tina Fey

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Tina Fey

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Tina Fey

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Tim Ferriss

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.

Roman Coppola

I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot.

Sacha Guitry

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

Rumi

You have Within you more love than you could ever understand.

Rosser Reeves

I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.

Robert Osborne

One movie I think is just terrific is 'Bernie,' with Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. That was a great surprise to me - so witty, so entertaining, a true story, and I'm not a great Jack Black fan, but he's great in it. I think it's a gem.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

Robert Pattinson

I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.

Robert Falcon Scott

Great God! This is an awful place.

Tony Hoare

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Suzanne Collins

I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” I decide to go ahead and like Boggs.

Suzanne Collins

By the end of the session, I am no one at all. Haymitch started drinking somewhere around witty, and a nasty edge has crept into his voice. "I give up, sweetheart. Just answer the questions and try not to let the audience see how openly you despise them.

Sophie Kinsella

Being a journalist is good if you want to write books: it teaches you to get beyond the blank screen. My books have been described as froth, but there's scope to be witty and ironic about everything in life.

Starhawk

In Witchcraft, each of us must reveal our own truth.

Stan Laurel

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

Thomas Carlyle

A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.

Shawn Colvin

Without music, I could not get through.

Shahrukh Khan

I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything

Shahrukh Khan

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

Shahrukh Khan

When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?

Shahrukh Khan

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age

Shahrukh Khan

I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor

Shahrukh Khan

I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"

Shahrukh Khan

Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom.

Shahrukh Khan

Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.

Shahrukh Khan

If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards