Quotes about wit
witty new-york humorous
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open? Woody Allen
witty humorous annie-hall
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
witty humorous honey
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
witty humorous boys
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
witty humorous geek
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
witty humorous want
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
witty humorous paris
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
witty humorous heart
The wicked at heart probably know something.
witty stupid humorous
he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
witty fool
A fool and his words are soon parted. William Shenstone
witness
God is a witness that cannot be sworn. Samuel Beckett
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They stayed away in droves. Samuel Goldwyn
witty men hands
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
witty gentleman
Gentlemen, include me out.
witty chins
Keep a stiff upper chin.
witty gentleman listen-to-me
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
witty cost stories
To hell with the cost, if it's a good story, I'll make it.
witty
This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.
witty century dialogue
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
witty feet dirt
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.
witty flu has-beens
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
witty trouble
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
witty weak-points weak
"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point."
witty too-much paid
I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.
witty giving long
True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes, and I won't say no - but I'm giving you a definite maybe.
witty scene reservoirs
We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.
witty police secret
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.
witty failing crucial
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
witty funny-oxymoron
Tell them to stand closer apart.
witty
Don't improve it into a flop!
witty memories mind
Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
witty statues limitation
There is a statue of limitation.
witty children men
I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.