Quotes about wit
witty people peanuts
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz
witty men good-man
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
witty funny-life lying
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
witty fitness-motivational exercise
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
witty torah dare
I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah. Charles Grodin
witty fun philosophy
My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty. Bipasha Basu
witty two remember
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN Bill Watterson
witty party two
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties Bob Hope
witty humorous blow
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. Bjarne Stroustrup
witty illustration stories
A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument. Chauncey Depew
witty atheist memorable
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. William Shakespeare
witty
History is not just cruel. It is witty. Charles Krauthammer
witty sex jelly
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. Billy Joel
witness
We did not actually get to witness the reunion.
witty thinking drunk
The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? Jandy Nelson
witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty zebras inspiration
A zebra does not change its spots. Al Gore
witnessed
We have witnessed the most extraordinary devastation. The magnitude of the situation is unbelievable. It's just heartbreaking. Kathleen Blanco
witness
When you listen to a witness, you become a witness. Elie Wiesel
wit
One can have a wit, but not a witless Brandon Sanderson
witty men brain
There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies. Benjamin Franklin
witty believe inversions
I don't believe any experiment until it is confirmed by theory. I find this is a witty inversion of "conventional" wisdom. Arthur Eddington
witty should-have credit
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
witty laughing long
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is. Diana Vreeland
witty unexpected expecting
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Bob Dylan
witty sex men
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. Barbara Cartland
witty political politics
Under every stone lurks a politician. Aristophanes
witty knowledge important
There are three estates in Parliament but in the Reporters' Gallery yonder there sits a Fourth Estate more important far than they all. It is not a figure of speech or witty saying, it is a literal fact, very momentous to us in these times. Edmund Burke
witty future past
When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future. Dian Fossey
witch easier outlander
It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch. Diana Gabaldon
witty real crime-novels
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels. Denise Mina
witty character play
As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances being funny. The joke is kind of the situation you're in, or the way you're reacting to something, as opposed to the characters just saying something witty. Ed Helms
witty devil respectable
The devil's most devilish when respectable. Elizabeth Barrett Browning