Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
war people boots
They shouldn't call anything a boot camp unless you're going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won't let you come back until you're funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike.
moving thinking years
Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau.
summer bisexual weather
I don't know if it's the weather or what's going on - the summer or something like that - but recently I've been feeling extremely bisexual. I don't know what it is. I don't know what's going on, but I walked down the street and, suddenly, the ladies are looking awfully good to me.
christian jobs doctors
Jewish people, we don't need the money. We're doctors and lawyers. It's the Christians who can't hold a steady job and have to go on TV and ask for money.
real believe conspiracy
I believe conspiracy theories are part of a larger conspiracy to distract us from the real conspiracy. String theory.
parks-and-rec entertainment tvs
Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.
jobs character acting
I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.
confidence insecurity ifs
I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.
training diagnosis knows
I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis.
roots bait watches
Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.
redneck guy barrels
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.
car guy mopeds
Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped.
couple years holocaust
I'm Jewish... We're a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler thing made us a little jumpy. Nothing like a Holocaust to make you mind your Ps and Qs for a couple hundred years I always say.
eye blood years
George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don't get out of control... Good news George... you are humor free! There's no sign of comedy anywhere in your blood stream.