Andy Kindler
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Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
people trying
I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more.
tracy
I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act.
currently enjoy worth
I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!
books life sold time
I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.
drinking rights people
You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.
doe
George Lopez does so much mugging, I'm surprised he's not up on charges.
milk should opening
Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.
months hips pockets
Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.
redneck guy barrels
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.
cnn news helping
CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y'know what CNN? I'm turning you on because I don't know the news. I was hoping you could help me.
wizards shows convince
I'm on a show called Wizards of Wavery Place, and I like it, but I'm unable to convince my Tivo that I wouldn't also like iCarly.
pie giving people
People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?
nastiness tvs
I don't like any nastiness on tv unless it's coming from me.
invention
Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.