Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
louis
I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.
trying
I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.
currently enjoy worth
I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!
against appeal
I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.
given mind
I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.
work
I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.
books life sold time
I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.
good maybe
If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.
drinking rights people
You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.
doe
George Lopez does so much mugging, I'm surprised he's not up on charges.
perfect machines aces
I'm still working on my time machine. If I ever perfect it, I'm going back in time to prevent Ace Ventura 2 from being made. And then I'm going after Hitler.
party keys wife
My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.
white people challenges
Republicans are just rich, old, white people - that's all they are. You ever see the Republican National Convention? All white people - six black people: paid actors. James Earl Jones in his most difficult, challenging role! Tune in and attempt to watch him look pleased during a George Bush speech. And Clarence Thomas - as himself.
cities voice california
I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?