Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
brother cities philadelphia
I was in Philadelphia - a very angry town, Philadelphia. I've never seen a town like this. It's supposed to be the City of Brotherly Love - like when my brother was 12 and I was nine, and he would lean on my shoulder and dangle spit in my face.
done mitzvah bars
I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done.
confidence insecurity ifs
I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.
training diagnosis knows
I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis.
awards comedy made
Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.
cat kevin vehicle
My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.
years doe comedy
Why does Louis CK get named Comedy Person of the Year? I should be named Comedy Person of the Year just so I can parlay it into another few weeks of road work.
names upset driving
I noticed when I was driving around that they changed the name of the Interborough Parkway to the Jackie Robinson Parkway. And the Interborough family is very upset about this...
winning majors
I was recently voted best standup never to win a major.
bells telephones firsts
Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!
milk should opening
Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.
perseverance awards graduates
BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.
months hips pockets
Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.
couple kevin
Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.