Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
roots bait watches
Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.
thinking laughing ferguson
I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.
phones guy pixar
The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.
talking people fake
Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French... Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He's been speaking French for a while now, but he's talking about doing his act in German. Haven't the German people suffered enough?
cnn news helping
CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y'know what CNN? I'm turning you on because I don't know the news. I was hoping you could help me.
wizards shows convince
I'm on a show called Wizards of Wavery Place, and I like it, but I'm unable to convince my Tivo that I wouldn't also like iCarly.
stuff realizing rage
Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.
summer bisexual weather
I don't know if it's the weather or what's going on - the summer or something like that - but recently I've been feeling extremely bisexual. I don't know what it is. I don't know what's going on, but I walked down the street and, suddenly, the ladies are looking awfully good to me.
pie giving people
People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?
nastiness tvs
I don't like any nastiness on tv unless it's coming from me.
invention
Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.
sarcastic creativity class
I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody produce a sketch show and talk for an hour and not say something even slightly amusing, or sarcastic, or ironic, or interesting, or informative? 'My mission as a producer is to encourage creativity.' Mission accomplished.
apology guy apologizing
Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street.
years firsts hours
I watched Anderson Cooper 360 for a year before I realized that the second hour was a repeat of the first. I just thought his reporting seemed familiar.