Artie Lange
Artie Lange
Arthur Steven "Artie" Lange, Jr.is an American comedian, actor, author and radio show host, best known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show and the sketch comedy series Mad TV. Born and raised in New Jersey, Lange first worked as a longshoreman and cab driver to help support his family following the death of his quadriplegic father. After making his stand-up debut in 1987, he began a full-time comedy career in 1992, performing stand-up and improv shows throughout the...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 October 1967
CityLivingston, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.
Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.