Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
funny witty forgive-me
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
technology giving broken
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
good-luck lucky-day may
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction
prayer helping-others might
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
sarcastic
I will always love the false image I had of you.
gone brilliant
Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone....
may-not-be-perfect excellent i-may-not-be
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent
sometimes left
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
hurt forgive-me competition
Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.
worry needs please
Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
people sense-of-humor
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
needs deals steady
I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.
together-we-can together working-together
If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
mercy deserve
Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?