Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
sick healthy cost
It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.
believe may please
Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.
office taxes communicate
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
successful goes-on successful-life
Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.
self warning caution
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
heart people done
Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.
breakfast may meaningless-life
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
want way unreasonable
How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
problem life-is solutions
Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.
trying valuable prove-myself
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
disappointment next
I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
reality insane doe
Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?
people tables seems
Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.
purpose failing
How can I fail when I have no purpose?