Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
majority
The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
running problem
I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.
problem bigs kill-me
My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.
nice reality missing
I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.
love-is strange commodity
Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.
waiting neighbor disaster
Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.
book interesting most-interesting
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
problem should dies
What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?
world visitors welcome
I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.
brain littles too-much
Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That's way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
has-beens happened could-have-been
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
quality price-of-freedom deteriorating
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
eye hands brain
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.
problem ifs my-friends
If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.