Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
brilliant given feels
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
birthday worry
The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.
alive being-me enough
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
funny life hilarious
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
funny hilarious humorous
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
funny sarcastic humble
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
littles busy little-things
I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.
stupidity competition records
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
people volunteer trying
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
inspirational life motivational
Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
change laughing trying
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
humorous profound insane
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
complicated problem sometimes
By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
facts explanation happenings
The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.