Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
thanks computer states
Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.
life lying brilliant
Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
depressing thinking feels
I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.
book people want
The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.
lessons way
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
rely one-thing uncertainty
One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
education teaching giving
By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.
progress littles discouraging
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
prove stills i-can
Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.
names safety brotherhood
If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.
inspirational-life moments better-person
At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?
school how-to-be-happy teach
I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school
wrong-things
Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.
brilliant given feels
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.