Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
competition conflict negotiation
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
competition conflict negotiation
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
men competition battle
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
competition conflict negotiation
If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
stupidity competition records
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
hurt forgive-me competition
Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
speak dangerous nothing-but-the-truth
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
past hands worried
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.