Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
conflict flowers good talk thinking
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
competition conflict negotiation
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
competition conflict negotiation
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
competition conflict negotiation
If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
conflict settling bloodshed
I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
absolutely lie lies-and-lying please sure unless
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
fact opinions
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
audience complete opinions
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
call hitting opinions shoot sure whatever
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
choose willingly work
Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly
cast figure life
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
knew message patience waited
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
complete possibly rest urgent
Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
becoming depends found success
Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.