Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
past hands worried
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
accepting accept-me
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
certainty-in-life trouble certainty
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
choices i-can
Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.
trouble method ends
Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
sacrifice past our-past
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
men islands long
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
helping speed should
Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?
firsts easier ifs
It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.
answers
Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.