Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
running government world
There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
world pleasant stills
My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
world wonderful used
I hope I never become so used to the world that it no longer seems wonderful.
world ends fingertips
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.
self world firsts
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
world visitors welcome
I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.
garbage-cans world rooms
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
research world study
My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
speak dangerous nothing-but-the-truth
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.