Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?