Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.
You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I mean I've got three incredibly intelligent daughters, but when you get mad, you get mad and you talk like people talk. When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they're not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it's cable.
Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!