Bob Saget

Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
A couple people are absent that I love like Cosby and Seinfeld are not there, for obvious reasons, and Chris Rock doesn't tell the joke.
The film, as crazy as it is, is a love letter to comedians and comedy and all the different ways they improv around something,
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.
I can't go back now. I've done it. I've gone and done it.
There was one woman at a press junket before the film was released who was very upset over the things I said, ... And Penn and Paul basically had to say, 'You know Bob's not like that at all.'
The thing that changed me the most as a person was the play I did in New York,